Pineapple pizza is a danger to our way of life. It’s time to take a stand against this monster. Just Say NO!
There are certain things in life you probably shouldn’t do:
You shouldn’t use a lighter to remove nose hairs (that was a lesson learned).
You shouldn’t lick door knobs in public bathrooms (even if they look clean).
You shouldn’t stick a knife into an electrical outlet (but the sparks were so pretty!).
Most importantly, you definitely should never EVER put pineapple on pizza.
This shouldn’t even be a discussion, but some people just can’t let it go.
If someone offers you pineapple pizza, do the right thing…
JUST SAY NO!
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