Pineapple pizza is a danger to our way of life. It’s time to take a stand against this monster. Just Say NO!


There are certain things in life you probably shouldn’t do:

You shouldn’t use a lighter to remove nose hairs (that was a lesson learned).

You shouldn’t lick door knobs in public bathrooms (even if they look clean).

You shouldn’t stick a knife into an electrical outlet (but the sparks were so pretty!).

Most importantly, you definitely should never EVER put pineapple on pizza.

This shouldn’t even be a discussion, but some people just can’t let it go.

If someone offers you pineapple pizza, do the right thing…


This public service message was brought to you by Marty Augustine



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