For many humans, dogs are more than just pets, they’re family. There are some very important things dogs need you to understand when visiting a home where they rule the roost…

Here are the top 5 things dogs wish they could say to house guests.
  1. If you don’t like dog hair, stay off the couch.
  2. To you I’m a dog. To my owner, I’m a precious baby.
  3. My owner likes me more they like most humans.
  4. Dogs sniff, lick and snuggle. Deal with it.
  5. It’s MY house. YOU are the guest.


Always respect this or you just might find some poop in your shoes (true story).


Writer’s Note: My dog asked me to write this. Any questions, comments or concerns should be addressed to him. I was merely the translator and typist.

Marty Augustine

Dogs Rule the Home

Marty is a Kansas City based writer, entertainer and dog lover. If you like this post, please subscribe and follow for more fun stuff! Feel free to share & comment too!