For many humans, dogs are more than just pets, they’re family. There are some very important things dogs need you to understand when visiting a home where they rule the roost…

Here are the top 5 things dogs wish they could say to house guests.
  1. If you don’t like dog hair, stay off the couch.
  2. To you I’m a dog. To my owner, I’m a precious baby.
  3. My owner likes me more they like most humans.
  4. Dogs sniff, lick and snuggle. Deal with it.
  5. It’s MY house. YOU are the guest.

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Always respect this or you just might find some poop in your shoes (true story).

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Writer’s Note: My dog asked me to write this. Any questions, comments or concerns should be addressed to him. I was merely the translator and typist.

– Marty Augustine –

Dogs Rule the Home

Marty is a Kansas City based writer, entertainer and dog lover. If you like this post, please subscribe and follow for more fun stuff! Feel free to share & comment too!