On July 31st, 2019, A female was arrested for theft in West Monroe, Louisiana. $6,233 and a clear plastic baggy containing meth were found hidden up in her private parts after being searched by jail staff.
She allegedly claimed she didn’t know where it came from.
Anyone who has ever watched the TV show “COPS” has heard the excuse of criminals saying “those aren’t my pants”, but this takes things to a whole new level!
Now for the back story…
The man who she had been staying with for about a week prior called police to report he was missing $5,000 when he got out of the shower. He stated the female took the cash and left.
The man said $5,000 was missing. That leaves $1,233 which just mysteriously appeared in her vagina, plus the meth.
According to the Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Office, the female was charged with theft and narcotics possession with an $8,000 bond.
Perhaps she might check another hiding place or two.
Maybe she could find another $1,767 to post the bond…
I wish money magically appeared in my body parts.
Marty is a Kansas City based writer, entertainer and neighborhood nuisance..
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