With all the anger, frustration and craziness in the world, there is a simple solution to our problems: We need more pizza.

Pizza = Happy

It’s that simple. When you eat pizza, you’re happy.

A good pizza will make even the most angry or sad person smile.

I hereby call out to governments of the world to offer free pizza to everyone.

~ Marty ~

When we attain world peace because of this, you can thank me with a pizza.